there is so much good junk on tumblr today. it isn’t even funny- but I’m still giggling my tooshie off

tyleroakley:

wearing these during sex

tyleroakley:

wearing these during sex

jncos:

Wrong camp asshole, this is The Rudest Colony. Get the fuck out you naked piece of shit.

Teaching kids to give handjobs since the 90s

the-funkiest-penguin:

friendly-pedophile:

bellamyyoung:

yourgayfriend:

emisummerful:

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You know you’re a lesbian when: You put your finger in it instead.

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OH GOD, I ONLY EVER PUT MY FINGERS IN THEM. 

I did both…image

i did both. i also bent it, what does that tell me now

You kinky son of a bitch.

i used to see how many tiny pieces i could tear them into- so what am i?

sleeping-horizontally:

holdingmythoughtsinmyheart:

what a beautiful person

And to the introverted theatre kids, public speakers with social anxiety, and florists with allergies. 

don’t forget the insecure strippers

sleeping-horizontally:

holdingmythoughtsinmyheart:

what a beautiful person

And to the introverted theatre kids, public speakers with social anxiety, and florists with allergies. 

don’t forget the insecure strippers

craftymcclever:

why heeellllooooo

craftymcclever:

why heeellllooooo

stunts by Mr. Smoo

stunts by Mr. Smoo

unnf:

theslowpokewell:

does anyone have the original pic?

unnf:

theslowpokewell:

does anyone have the original pic?

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spring2000:

why couldn’t god have taken robin thicke instead

just-a-little-stump:

trauntwave:

a transgender person has a child

they are now transparent

I almost thought there was gonna be something mean at the end of that. Nope. Just a pun