there is so much good junk on tumblr today. it isn’t even funny- but I’m still giggling my tooshie off
wearing these during sex
Wrong camp asshole, this is The Rudest Colony. Get the fuck out you naked piece of shit.
You know you’re a lesbian when: You put your finger in it instead.
OH GOD, I ONLY EVER PUT MY FINGERS IN THEM.
I did both…
i did both. i also bent it, what does that tell me now
You kinky son of a bitch.
i used to see how many tiny pieces i could tear them into- so what am i?
what a beautiful person
And to the introverted theatre kids, public speakers with social anxiety, and florists with allergies.
don’t forget the insecure strippers
why couldn’t god have taken robin thicke instead
a transgender person has a child
they are now transparent
I almost thought there was gonna be something mean at the end of that. Nope. Just a pun